And say for years you messed up in money management buying toxic waste without realizing that if you buy an acid that can burn everything, you first need to think about the storage.
And hey! say, despite all your deposits covered by FDIC, your customers have no trust in you that they took all their money away.
What will you do?
Of course, you will sell yourself to the fattest cat in the east coast for a pittance, jump into his bear-hug bed and then have the gall to ask your ad agencies for a witty campaign!
Clients and agencies: For WaMu, TBWA LA and for JP Morgan Chase, it’s McGarryBowen NY.